<courmisch> hey, why *my* jokes don't go to fortunes
<Brokie> i never said I didn't KNOW about the halting problem
<Brokie> i said
<Brokie> I've never experienced it
<koen> oh dear, I'm in http://26-26-54.hardwarebug.org/
<koen> that must mean I'm a professional now
<Dark_Shikari> I-- I didn't do this for y-you. I just h-had some extra
asm lying around, th-that's all.
I don't recommend Torvalds' version of Linux.
-- RMS
<funman> we'll celebrate it by drinking the blood of quicktime users
<jamuraa> I wonder if it's theoritically possible
to run Android without linux
<av500> theoritically possible
<av500> yes
<koen> hurdroid
<koen> anhurd
<av500> turdroid
<koen> andraris
<koen> soldroid
<koen> anbsdroid
<av500> windroid
<av500> loldroid
<av500> notthedroidyouarelookingfor
<koen> andorrhoid
<emeb> koen wins
<koen> I think I'm going to port ffmpeg to beagle C4
<janneg> it's either DonDiego or a bot. it complained about
trailing whitespace and tabs
<ohsix> it's not porn until someone sees it :D
<Compn> schrodinger porn
<peloverde> I don't think I have enough LSD to look at ogg right now
<koen> people who use the word 'port' in this channel
ususally don't know what google is
* emeb wonders if there's some sort of "development system collector's
self-help" group
* _av500_ can't do 5 seconds without bacon
<badezucker> ubuntu is like having a maid who doesn't speak my language.
wants to be helpful. gets in the way.
<mdp> anything that's worthwhile doing can be done by bitbanging gpio
<DonDiego> you're the wrong kind of lazy - you are short-term lazy
instead of long-term
<funman> one does not simply read fenrir's code
<_av500_> I'll do the bludgeoning
<funman> I don't want to miss an occasion to appear in a fortunes update
<mdp> don't *you* get all numerical with me
<mranostay> porn has nudity I'm told
<CareBear\> the dude abides
<CareBear\> trolls don't abide
<panto> we're all dead and came back as trolls
<georgem> it's like killing kittens. something ubuntu would do
<mranostay> you needed to sprinkle Bud Light around the good beer
<mranostay> like salt to vampires.. germans can't cross a stream of bad
beer
<SpeedEvil> I'm a unicorn Pope
<mranostay> we have enough quotes for everything now don't we?
<SpeedEvil> I went sane once.
<SpeedEvil> It wasn't pleasant.
<bradfa> javascript doesn't deserve to be learned
<bradfa> I want a pony that doesn't require perl
<KotH> what's funny about 222?
<kfoltman> js is not a language, it's a set of hacks
* mranostay eyes joel_'s liver
<_av500_> I'm so scared mranostay might get abducted and sold for parts
<mdp> there's nothing I like better than a useless application
<Russ> whatever you do, don't pet the watchcat
<Russ> verilog can either make you feel like a god, or
as if you've descended into some horrible hell