26 + 26 = 54

26 + 26 = 54

<koen> memcpy is murder

<av500> memory leeks?

<funman> ./ worthy news: i can encode into the lego adpcm format! <av500> ah, this is why I overheard my son mentioning ffmpeg to the other kids in the sandbox...

<derf> 0 is equivalent to 1.

<_koen_> did david lynch design xbmc?

<KotH> chocolate is serious business!

<courmisch> hey, why *my* jokes don't go to fortunes

<_av500_> run the code downhill

<elenril> kill first, send patches later

* av500 wants a powdered hub

<djlewis_> Macs and mushrooms

* elenril forbids any holes

* elenril thinks ogg was designed for unreliable minds

Troll Driven Development

<Brokie> i never said I didn't KNOW about the halting problem <Brokie> i said <Brokie> I've never experienced it

<BastyCDGS> what do you mean with moog synth exactly?

<KotH> BastyCDGS: have you ever heard of the pdp-11? <BastyCDGS> pdp-11? no

<barque> ARM sucks <barque> I used an ARM9 in my EDP <barque> slow as all hell

* av500 officially announces: FRIDAY!

<koen> _av500_ knows *it*

<_av500_> koen: ti codec hunter? <_av500_> they come out at dusk to transcode <_av500_> on2 is easy to spot, it sheds white papers left and right

<+elenril> inb4 someone quotes this

<koen> oh dear, I'm in http://26-26-54.hardwarebug.org/ <koen> that must mean I'm a professional now

<Dark_Shikari> I-- I didn't do this for y-you. I just h-had some extra asm lying around, th-that's all.

<av500> all hail Zorder!

I don't recommend Torvalds' version of Linux. -- RMS

<av500> damn, rain is picking up 3db every 5minutes...

<funman> we'll celebrate it by drinking the blood of quicktime users

<funman> in a fight between Linus Torvalds and Michael Niedermayer, who would win?

<jamuraa> I wonder if it's theoritically possible to run Android without linux <av500> theoritically possible <av500> yes <koen> hurdroid <koen> anhurd <av500> turdroid <koen> andraris <koen> soldroid <koen> anbsdroid <av500> windroid <av500> loldroid <av500> notthedroidyouarelookingfor <koen> andorrhoid <emeb> koen wins

koen rule #3: try and find out

<koen> I think I'm going to port ffmpeg to beagle C4

<merbzt> we like drama

<DonDiego> this is the most trollish, out-of-context misquote i have heard in years..

<cartman> thank god we have pr0n anyway

<janneg> it's either DonDiego or a bot. it complained about trailing whitespace and tabs

<impulze> anyone here good with asking meta questions?

* kshishkov is suspicious about alphabet juices

* Lobs ponders how he could "top post" on irc.

<iive> ok, maybe we should stop talking about fox news. <kierank> talk about the software equivalent, that is xiph

<cartman> my fate is green

<_av500_> tell your supervisor to give you a proper project

* av500 puts a memory barrier around KotH

Engineering is what you do after the product breaks. -- Jason Kridner

<j-b> please use brain, if possible

<dm8tbr> beer + pizza = 54!

<j-b> java is hell

<av500> coolness is in the fingertip of the beholder

<cwillu_at_work> djlewis_, can I run crysis under wine on a beagle with angstrom? or do I need to port android first?

* av500 prefers wikileeks

* djlewis_ likes fridays on tuesdays and all other days too

<av500> woglinde: for the record: "aldi never sold dm37xx with a buy one get one free scheme"

<k3nt> just asking so I can get amusing answers...

<trem> nite all, sweet dreams

<Crofton> urg <koen> sweeeeeeeet

<ds2> LCDs are huge shift registers with side effects

<Tjoppen> japp, svenska är det official ffspråket

<TypX> French are evil <geal> French are sexy <ILEoo> French are ponies

<mmu> autofools burn in hell

<kierank> in the beginning god created a ts file

<elenril> fast code is overrated

<saintdev> omgomgomgzomg!

* orbarron is not doing videos!!!

* _av500_ watches "how to fork your own upstream"

<ohsix> it's not porn until someone sees it :D <Compn> schrodinger porn

<av500> alt.bizarre.ffmpeg-devel

<av500> elsie always picks the *other* guy

* dalias wonders if antignostic is a word

<MrNaz> my underpantaloons are currently rocking

* elenril summons reviews * av500 reviews summons

<av500> italy has only one true op

<LetoThe2nd> aamallaahaamallaahaaaawallawallabingbong...

<peloverde> Apparently BBB has no class

<ds2> OMG, it is infested with ubuntu!!

<BBB> windows makes babies cry

<BBB> that's fair theft!

<peloverde> I don't think I have enough LSD to look at ogg right now

<peloverde> show me on the doll where fate touched you

<robclark> it is all controlled by z-order

<spaam> never check the mail

<lu_zero> evil is the new nice

* av500 wants kierank in a box

<kierank> FIRE, CURVES, WOMEN

* nhg thinks av500 is a lot taller in real life than he is on IRC

* gnafu realizes that if we rename "race condition" to "ethnicity condition", removal of such could be referred to as "ethnic cleansing".

<koen> people who use the word 'port' in this channel ususally don't know what google is

* emeb wonders if there's some sort of "development system collector's self-help" group

<av500> I rarely joke

<Sean_McG> you people are silly

<Sean_McG> beer is love

<cartman> av500: nice balls

<av500> france is porn

<woglinde> why is there no koen for panda?

* _av500_ imagines a murder case which is dimissed because the guy was shot in mpeg4

* koen wonders how kosher ham radio is

* _av500_ can't do 5 seconds without bacon

<_av500_> badger badger badger badger?

<therealpro> so who here is actually a professional embedded systems engineer?

<XorA> dumba dumba dumba dumba <ogra_> boom boom boom boom <LetoThe2nd> bawooooooooosh

<_av500_> the devil is just a bunch of registers

<koen> git clown

<koen> javascript: write once, lose respect everywhere

<_av500_> submarines for everybody \o/

<badezucker> ubuntu is like having a maid who doesn't speak my language. wants to be helpful. gets in the way.

<LetoThe2nd> YES! LETS GO BURN THINGS!

<LetoThe2nd> live fast, troll hard

<LetoThe2nd> not exactly pyromaniac. I just like destroying things.

<av500> linux is just a gpio driver with side effects

<mdp> when all you have is a kernel module... <av500> everything looks like an ioctl

<_av500_> ubuntu is a deaf, dumb and blind kid

<LetoThe2nd> I am totally convinced I would have made a great gay guy. Too bad I am not gay.

<mdp> anything that's worthwhile doing can be done by bitbanging gpio

<robclark> I code, therefore I am

<LetoThe2nd> the holy trinity: RMS, RMK, RMA

<DonDiego> you're the wrong kind of lazy - you are short-term lazy instead of long-term

Vertical alignment is overrated. -- Diego Biurrun

<_av500_> aholler: you are not a toaster

<LetoThe2nd> I just do not feel like repeating. I am a sandworm, not a jukebox!

<funman> french ought to be enough for everyone

* mranostay waves guns and beer bottles in the air

* mranostay does the ds2 dance

<mranostay> I could use a shot of mercury right now

<_av500_> some people are wrong

<mdp> quit trying to confuse me with the facts

<funman> one does not simply read fenrir's code

<_av500_> I'll do the bludgeoning

<mdp> Guest18322, please state your question! <mdp> helpdesk:~> _

<av500> do I look like a TRM to you?

<_av500_> I want the above quote out of context!!

<mdp> google google google google

* mranostay notes this channel is extra random today

<mranostay> need to bitbang something

<funman> I don't want to miss an occasion to appear in a fortunes update

<av500> I like öppls

<alan_o> two trolls guard two sets of exact steps. One always tells the truth, the other is mranostay

<mdp> the crystal ball has more details at conferences with drinks

<mranostay> now we are getting silly

<mdp> octotrollbsdcopters

<mdp> don't *you* get all numerical with me

<prpplague> "yo mama is so fat and big, she makes jkridner cloud9 code look small"

<av500> ban assault printers!

<mdp> can we please stay off topic?

<mru> torvalds shaves

<bradfa> shotguns, we need GPIO shotguns

<RPisces> Ok, so I want to compile C++ code on my beagleboard. Is there a way to use visual studio, or should I just do this with netbeans?

<Guest38364> is it necessary to know arm instructions or can it be done by porting

<Shadyman> I shall dual-wield soldering irons and it shall be glorious

<mrpackethead> what the h... is 26-26-54

<CareBear\> the dude abides <CareBear\> trolls don't abide

<mranostay> javascript is the fountain of youth

<panto> -EMINDBLEACH

<panto> linux is not a real time OS, and linus smells of elderberries

<KotH> there is a lot more to programming than just style and syntax

<shapr> I like BOTH kinds of microcontrollers, ARM and AVR!

<PRU_EVTOUT_2> pffft...books? true knowledge comes from irc

<panto> we're all dead and came back as trolls

<mdp> we live to offend

<ynezz> beerbios

<KotH> how is that related to kebab?

<mdp> kanging shall set you free

<KotH> EVIL VENDOR DT JIHAD!

<ka6sox> hurt me baby, make me compile on a beaglebone

<panto> quick, hide the bears

<georgem> it's like killing kittens. something ubuntu would do

<windu> I am running Windows 8. Do you think it is a power supply issue?

<_av500_> mranostay: shut up and get drunk

<mranostay> you needed to sprinkle Bud Light around the good beer <mranostay> like salt to vampires.. germans can't cross a stream of bad beer

* ka6sox pops ds2 off the stack

<mdp> weird, an outdated wiki

<mdp> fex was created on a monday

<emeb> three beers define a plane?

<_av500_> I sin therefore I am

<KotH> chocolate is my FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!

<av500> deep fried mice

<av500> the problem with Linux is that user space has no Linus <suihkulokki> Andy Rubin did a good job of being a userspace Linus

<av500> I can declare an emergency friday if needed

<SpeedEvil> I'm a unicorn Pope

<ka6sox> I always knew JavaScript was a gateway drug

<bradfa> I tell people I have friends on the Internet. They ask me why.

* panto blows up the Eiffel tower

<myself> wow, I'm lost

<mranostay> we have enough quotes for everything now don't we?

<_av500_> you kill it, we distill it

<SpeedEvil> I went sane once. <SpeedEvil> It wasn't pleasant.

<mranostay> oh baby bitbang me one more time

<av500> trolls are real

<panto> less jihad, more boobies

* mranostay loves fuzzy people

<av500> the bone moves in mysterious ways

<ka6sox> we aim to please....or at least confuse

<bradfa> the internet of arses?

<bradfa> javascript doesn't deserve to be learned

<jkridner> why do I have to be the mom?

<KotH> chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate!

<pb__> souls are for the weak.

<av500> I hate everything

<KotH> ARGHH! A datasheet in FRENCH!

<mdp> rome is churning

* kfoltman is a non-XML parent

<PeteVA> I have the codes

<ds2> thou shalt refrain from using systemd

<bradfa> I want a pony that doesn't require perl

<_av500_> somebody is confused on the internet

<Russ> my clock goes to 13

<Ahmed_> what does google mean?

<panto> let me bathe in your long-lost misery

<KotH> killing people who eat hersheys is the most fun

<_av500_> just burn the place down

<mdp> can we get some live ammo to make this interesting?

<Russ> if gcc is the disappointing girlfriend, g++ must be the bipolar mistress

<av500> panto: smite him!

<av500> I copy code from GPL projects

<ds2> sanity is madness

<kfoltman> js is not a language, it's a set of hacks

<prpplague> if DT had a color it would be pink

<mranostay> cameras are sex

<canid> I like java and java still hates me

<ka6sox> my moose days are over

* mranostay eyes joel_'s liver

<KotH> diodes do not make good sex toys

<KotH> EMERGENCY JIHAD!

<emeb> Chocolate trolls - appropriate all year round. A delicious alternative to biting off bunny ears.

* Crofton dresses in asbestos

<mranostay> asbestos all things!

<bradfa> MMUs are for pansies

<av500> my first computer was a guy I bullied into doing my math homework

<mranostay> omg I love fuzzy people!

<mdp> you can have SEX with that

* bradfa loves synergy

<koen> rpi is the scientology of hardware

<koen> if only I could strangle people through the internet

<emeb> FSF is like the PETA of tech

<mdp> nobody ever got fired for blaming the french

<mdp> I was all productive today...then _av500_ happened!

<mranostay> you think we are nice here?

<ds2> there are errors in the truth

<bradfa> the ladies like the verilog

<mdp> rpi and lsd have much in common

<mranostay> all time zones end in texas

<mdp> bootloaders exist to bury bodies

<mdp> maybe buy some vegans if necessary

* alan_o sleeps in a thong

<mranostay> troll everything!

<_av500_> excel is the Arduino for suits

<_av500_> I always lie

* mranostay wants world peace and two hookers

<_av500_> I'm so scared mranostay might get abducted and sold for parts

<dm8tbr> great trolls click alike

<mdp> I prefer it to be utterly terrible

<panto> facts have a pragmatist bias

<Crofton> remember, I will deny anything I say in this channel

* mranostay enjoys fuzzy love

<mranostay> I never want to have sex again

<mdp> there's nothing I like better than a useless application

* mranostay wonders what canadian porn is like

<_av500_> pizza is only good in the original Klingon version

<_av500_> I heard denix does it in starterware

<Russ> whatever you do, don't pet the watchcat

<Russ> verilog can either make you feel like a god, or as if you've descended into some horrible hell

<mdp> greed is good

<mranostay> where there are boobs there is a way

<mranostay> nobody here has "friends"

<mdp> 3 lesbian women in the same room is a serious revenue opportunity

<mranostay> I steal wildlife cameras when drunk

<av500> Latex, Mutex, Semtex

<mranostay> children need hookers too

<mdp> there are no dongle quotes

<mdp> c++ is never fun except as a drunken party trick

<mranostay> crazy is the new sane

<mru> bbb == beer, boobs, bullets

<mdp> this is very exciting!

<mranostay> troll to live, live to troll

<mdp> bitcoin vegan stripper groupies

<panto> I invented the question mark!

<mranostay> wordplay is the foreplay of swearing

<mdp> I will decide what is correct

<alan_o> dongleboobie

<mranostay> make boobs not noobs

<mdp> there are no innocents

<av500> open source is mostly ok, unless it has a GUI

<mranostay> purr less hiss more

<mranostay> anyone have any dead bodies they need buried?

<wmat> erection jihad

<carpman> write once, exception everywhere